Ten top tips for success in Modern Britain:It isn’t about your talent it’s about desire – you must want it 1000% (at least).
It doesn’t matter if you lie to get a job or make a deal. It shows 'desire'.
This job must be more important to you than anything else. Your family. Your happiness. Their happiness. Saving the planet. Feeding the world.
Business is about sales. Don’t worry about making stuff. Sell something. Anything
Management is about sales. Just get other people to sell.
Leadership means repeating whatever your boss tells you until everyone else stops arguing.
Education is just wank - what matters is the ‘real world’
If you believe it enough you are a winner. You truly will be.
Professionalism means wearing a suit at all times. Expresss your individuality with some hair gel and an open-necked shirt.
Aspirational is good. As long as it’s aspiring to a Lexus or a new-build home in the shires. Not aspiring to an understanding of contemporary literature.
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