Here's another typical layabout who got pretty mediocre results as a student but still feels the world owes him a living.
With only 5 'O' Levels and a B and a C at 'A Level' - he still somehow managed to blag his way into Trinity College Cambridge. When he was there he didn't study anything socially-useful or practical but chose a soft subject - Archaeology and Anthropology - with one of the worst rates of graduate employment. Fortunately he didn't fancy going into teaching because his 2.2 degree wouldn't be considered a sufficient qualification in some circles nowadays.
Still he has undeniable 'street-smarts' - he's one of the only people who last year managed to increase his income to just under £20million whilst at the same time also reducing his tax bill by 10%.